[The first thing either of them will hear as Wade signs onto the network is the sound and sight of the man's currently stricken with a paroxysm of breathless laughter. Ohhh dear. Sounds like the poor tykes found Fanfiction.net. When he finally recovers-- and there's quite a bit of fumbling with his words as the laughter refuses to abate-- there's a strange sort of cheerfulness in his voice that signals trouble might be incoming. Honestly, he's struggling with it. They're kids, after all. No reason to tarnish their innocence any further than it already has been.
...Eh, fuck it.]
Pretty sure this ain't what most people have in mind when they talk about boning, kiddos.
[There's an undignified snorting sound as he struggles to rein in another bout of giggles.]
[Video]
...Eh, fuck it.]
Pretty sure this ain't what most people have in mind when they talk about boning, kiddos.
[There's an undignified snorting sound as he struggles to rein in another bout of giggles.]
So what happened next?