[He's in the mess hall, eating lunch. Possibly second lunch. Or he was until his phone (which he's still hammering away at in terror of skelintons) demanded his attention. He doesn't have his gauntlet on him right now, nor his staff, so fighting's out of the question. does he have time to run back to his room and--

Apparently not. He shouts, flails as he tries to look around, and falls comically off his bench.]

Oh no... This is awful...