EMERGENCY BROADCAST (text)

[justribbing]

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To: All Users
From: sans.
Subject: (SUBJECT HERE)
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URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT: The following is an automated message.

Nature of Emergency: cagey queen left us hanging


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Users in the vicinity of: home are requested to congregate in the: mess hall immediately for: probably a good idea to come save us


Additional Notes:

* sup.
* not much, not much, just hangin' with about 3 new and old friends in this cage dangling precariously above the water.
* can't say i like the conditions either, but the cold and damp doesn't get under my skin. i think i see other cages, tho and, uh, i can't say much for them yet.
* six other occupied cages, with about three in each. hey, it's like those math problems you used to get in school.
* startin' to get a real sinking feeling so if there's anybody out there who ain't locked up, it'd mean a lot to me and over 20 other people if you bailed us out.
* see ya. sans.

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Comments

[ishotyouuu]

ur lucky im such a gentleman or i could say something about that third eye comment you just walked into

but i wont

because im better than that

[Who are you even fucking kidding, Wade.]

[justribbing]

* you've been hiding a third eye this whole time?
* it's like i don't even know you.

[heritrix]

Oh.
So those are your preferences.

[justribbing]

* carve it on my statue in a suitably goofy font, pal.

[heritrix]

[Rin is CACKLING but no, that's wonderful. Please. No one tell him.]

[ishotyouuu]

i havent been hiding it, its always been there

u just werent looking in the right place

[justribbing]

* i know that kinda "tone" anywhere.
* this is some gross human joke, ain't it?

[ishotyouuu]

well i mean u know me better than anyone else here bro

am i the kind of person to do something like that

[justribbing]

* oh boy, i'm gonna have to give that some serious consid

* yes

[ishotyouuu]

hey come on dude u really have to have a lot more faith in me than that

i mean in this case ur absolutely right but still

[justribbing]

* heh heh, ok weirdo.
* i gotta go, don't know when those shadows are gonna start creeping around our cage again.
* can't make this TOO easy for 'em.
* you guys be careful, ok?

[ishotyouuu]

hey dont worry about me

ive come back from worse things than this yknow

check in every once in a while okay

oh and can i ask you to do me a huge favor

[justribbing]

* heh, i bet.
* won't promise ya anything but sure, ask away, big red.

[ishotyouuu]

Don't die.

[justribbing]

* between you, my bro, and the kids?
* nobody'd let me live it down.

[heritrix]

[Damn, boi. You running for president?]

As a refined and elegant lady, I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

[Which is why that person who responds to Sans definitely can't be her, no matter what the name says.]

Has anyone in your cage tried getting out?

[ishotyouuu]

not yet

though im pretty sure the big guy is gonna try tossing the contents of his stomach against the bars soon if u get my meaning

really hoping there wont be any blowback

[heritrix]

Gross? Tell him downwind is his friend.

Also tell him and anyone else with you not to pull anything funny.
There's magic applied to these cages.

[He'd know from being bonded to her last month that she has a very good sense for things like that.]

It's designed to reject any escape attempts, if I'm understanding its nature right. Any attack made against the cages will rebound back to everyone inside.
I wanted to warn you.