EMERGENCY BROADCAST (text)

[justribbing]

(All active cellphones sound an alarm briefly during the delivery of this message.)

To: All Users
From: sans.
Subject: (SUBJECT HERE)
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URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT: The following is an automated message.

Nature of Emergency: cagey queen left us hanging


PRESS 1 if outside the vicinity of: home If it is safe to do so, follow the prompts to take and send an image of your surroundings to the administrator.

Users in the vicinity of: home are requested to congregate in the: mess hall immediately for: probably a good idea to come save us


Additional Notes:

* sup.
* not much, not much, just hangin' with about 3 new and old friends in this cage dangling precariously above the water.
* can't say i like the conditions either, but the cold and damp doesn't get under my skin. i think i see other cages, tho and, uh, i can't say much for them yet.
* six other occupied cages, with about three in each. hey, it's like those math problems you used to get in school.
* startin' to get a real sinking feeling so if there's anybody out there who ain't locked up, it'd mean a lot to me and over 20 other people if you bailed us out.
* see ya. sans.

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Comments

[justribbing]

[ Nice guess, spaghetti -- thing is, Sans will talk up his brother's cooking to anyone it rankles or otherwise ends up warranting some other, equally hilarious reaction, just as often as he'll joke that it's 'barely edible' like it's a massive improvement. But Sans doesn't really care about pasta. (Unless we're talking the pasta-bilities of a good joke.)

Technically, 'Awful Puns' would fit in that same space, too. Now THAT is something practically anyone could agree on, who ever knew Sans for any amount of time.

Guess it just surprises Sans, a little, that Wade paid enough attention to his dumb timewasting enough to, uh... notice?

Whatever. ]

* heh, not bad.
* ok, let's get on this.