Sans the Skeleton (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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solnet2016-10-01 07:06 am
justribbing) wrote in solnet2016-10-01 07:06 am
EMERGENCY BROADCAST (text)
(All active cellphones sound an alarm briefly during the delivery of this message.)
To: All Users
From: sans.
Subject: (SUBJECT HERE)
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URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT: The following is an automated message.
Nature of Emergency: cagey queen left us hanging
PRESS 1 if outside the vicinity of: home If it is safe to do so, follow the prompts to take and send an image of your surroundings to the administrator.
Users in the vicinity of: home are requested to congregate in the: mess hall immediately for: probably a good idea to come save us
Additional Notes:
* sup.
* not much, not much, just hangin' with about 3 new and old friends in this cage dangling precariously above the water.
* can't say i like the conditions either, but the cold and damp doesn't get under my skin. i think i see other cages, tho and, uh, i can't say much for them yet.
* six other occupied cages, with about three in each. hey, it's like those math problems you used to get in school.
* startin' to get a real sinking feeling so if there's anybody out there who ain't locked up, it'd mean a lot to me and over 20 other people if you bailed us out.
* see ya. sans.
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To: All Users
From: sans.
Subject: (SUBJECT HERE)
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URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT: The following is an automated message.
Nature of Emergency: cagey queen left us hanging
PRESS 1 if outside the vicinity of: home If it is safe to do so, follow the prompts to take and send an image of your surroundings to the administrator.
Users in the vicinity of: home are requested to congregate in the: mess hall immediately for: probably a good idea to come save us
Additional Notes:
* sup.
* not much, not much, just hangin' with about 3 new and old friends in this cage dangling precariously above the water.
* can't say i like the conditions either, but the cold and damp doesn't get under my skin. i think i see other cages, tho and, uh, i can't say much for them yet.
* six other occupied cages, with about three in each. hey, it's like those math problems you used to get in school.
* startin' to get a real sinking feeling so if there's anybody out there who ain't locked up, it'd mean a lot to me and over 20 other people if you bailed us out.
* see ya. sans.
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* it's no problem, though. i'm here with three other guys.
* didja know the queen made a whole puzzle all about you?
[text?!?!?!]
WOWIE!!! BUT IT ONLY MAKES SENSE AS I AM THE BEST AT BOTH BEING A PUZZLE AND SOLVING THEM!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!
BUT HAVE NO FEAR, BROTHER!! I WILL SOON PUT THIS PUZZLE BEHIND ME AND MOVE ON TO RESCUE YOU FROM YOUR DANGLE-JAIL!!
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* you know, you're right. you got this.
* guess that means i can hang tight and take it easy. let these humans do the heavy-lifting.
[text.]
[ GRUMBLE GRUMBLE!!! LAZY!! SKELETON!!! ]
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* remove one and shuffle the rest.
* you gotta move one tile at a time until they form the picture again.
[ Last time he saw one was back at college. He'd, uh, neglected to call a friend back the day after a party and, well, they weren't happy, judging from the puzzle greeting card he got. A slider, depicting their hand with a certain finger raised.
Wow, he hasn't thought about that in ages. ]
[text.]
* if you see a ghost-like thing don't touch it, ok?
* pass it along to everyone with you, apparently they're bad news.
[text.]
[ he snaps a photo of one of Perona's ghosts. They're a comfortable distance away. ]
ARE THESE THE GHOSTS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?
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* a hole woulda made things a whole lot more convenient.
[ Some delay in getting around to the picture, because he's had to push out warnings to a few other people. ]
* oh yeah, those look like they fit the description.
* just don't interact with 'em at all and you'll be fine, bro.
* so... howzitgoin' with your puzzle?