Sans the Skeleton (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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solnet2016-10-01 07:06 am
justribbing) wrote in solnet2016-10-01 07:06 am
EMERGENCY BROADCAST (text)
(All active cellphones sound an alarm briefly during the delivery of this message.)
To: All Users
From: sans.
Subject: (SUBJECT HERE)
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URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT: The following is an automated message.
Nature of Emergency: cagey queen left us hanging
PRESS 1 if outside the vicinity of: home If it is safe to do so, follow the prompts to take and send an image of your surroundings to the administrator.
Users in the vicinity of: home are requested to congregate in the: mess hall immediately for: probably a good idea to come save us
Additional Notes:
* sup.
* not much, not much, just hangin' with about 3 new and old friends in this cage dangling precariously above the water.
* can't say i like the conditions either, but the cold and damp doesn't get under my skin. i think i see other cages, tho and, uh, i can't say much for them yet.
* six other occupied cages, with about three in each. hey, it's like those math problems you used to get in school.
* startin' to get a real sinking feeling so if there's anybody out there who ain't locked up, it'd mean a lot to me and over 20 other people if you bailed us out.
* see ya. sans.
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To: All Users
From: sans.
Subject: (SUBJECT HERE)
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URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT: The following is an automated message.
Nature of Emergency: cagey queen left us hanging
PRESS 1 if outside the vicinity of: home If it is safe to do so, follow the prompts to take and send an image of your surroundings to the administrator.
Users in the vicinity of: home are requested to congregate in the: mess hall immediately for: probably a good idea to come save us
Additional Notes:
* sup.
* not much, not much, just hangin' with about 3 new and old friends in this cage dangling precariously above the water.
* can't say i like the conditions either, but the cold and damp doesn't get under my skin. i think i see other cages, tho and, uh, i can't say much for them yet.
* six other occupied cages, with about three in each. hey, it's like those math problems you used to get in school.
* startin' to get a real sinking feeling so if there's anybody out there who ain't locked up, it'd mean a lot to me and over 20 other people if you bailed us out.
* see ya. sans.
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He remembers seeing his beautiful daughter's blackened, bisected corpse a few hours later, and the rosy-haired girl's gloating, fully confident in the knowledge that he and everyone else in the town was powerless to do anything.
It takes everything in him not to spell out his intentions right then and there, but again-- if Sans is at all perceptive, he'll note the sudden improvement in punctuation.]
I'd like to be there for that chat.
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* she might not like to hear what i have to say, and if her attack on the kid's any indication
* well, i'd rather have funnier last words, y'know?
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* i haven't been exactly good to that kid.
* but i think they like you, pal, and you do right by 'em.
* only seems right you're there.
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[Sans not doing right by Chara is an argument for a different day.]
I can't provide much muscle at the moment, but I'll make the best with what I got.
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* we're still messin' with our puzzle.
* and, uh, sometimes shadows decide to mess with US, so i better go.
[Private]
If I don't see your dumb grinning face after this kerfuffle then I'm fake-breaking up with you.
And YOU'LL have to be the one to tell Papyrus.
[Private]
* see ya later