[Being inspired and happy over his stupid BFF's sudden realization of the fact that You Pull Her Pigtails Because You Like Her thing. Or, well, maybe he hasn't realized it yet, but Hunk has, and he's sure the others have too. Idiot boys.]

Okay. Lance. Buddy. You have two things you can do. Either go out there, find him and talk to him. Face to face. No names or insults. Ooooor. Ignore it. Pretend it didn't happen, and keep pulling his pigtails until he notices.