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[When the video starts to play, it is... full of static. As if it were being broadcast from a long distance away with a really low-gain antenna. Though that couldn't possibly be the case, as the backdrop of the video is the castle that everyone was quite familiar with by now.
Similarly, the boy in the video looks very familiar, as a lot of people have probably met the unfortunate and somewhat socially awkward youth at least once. But here, he wasn't acting anything like people would remember him.]
So, I bet you're all wondering where all the shadows came from. I mean, you all go exploring like this place is some kinda big puzzle to solve, right? Maybe smack a couple of the little guys around? Because you're all big damn heroes, right, so this guy picks you up, gives you a quest, and then plops you down here to see what you can make of all of it?
Well SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
The shadows ARE you. They're the representation of your shitty frustrations with your shitty lives in your miserable shithole towns that you wish you could just BEAT OVER THE HEAD and send on their ways, right? Of course that's what you would try and do.
There really isn't any point to it, you know. This place is just as shitty as whatever sad sack city you all came from. The most interesting thing that happens here is that people die all the time. I know that's pretty exciting to some of you, but you know it's going to get old after awhile, right? Then where are you all going to be?
Might as well just go jump off a bridge or something. Because let's face it, the shadow you-s are way the hell more interesting than you'll ever be.
Anyway, I'm gonna go see which one of you is going to snap and start murdering people first! Because that'll be super interesting. Deuces!
[And with that, he flashes a peace sign and the static fills the screen again.]
Similarly, the boy in the video looks very familiar, as a lot of people have probably met the unfortunate and somewhat socially awkward youth at least once. But here, he wasn't acting anything like people would remember him.]
So, I bet you're all wondering where all the shadows came from. I mean, you all go exploring like this place is some kinda big puzzle to solve, right? Maybe smack a couple of the little guys around? Because you're all big damn heroes, right, so this guy picks you up, gives you a quest, and then plops you down here to see what you can make of all of it?
Well SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
The shadows ARE you. They're the representation of your shitty frustrations with your shitty lives in your miserable shithole towns that you wish you could just BEAT OVER THE HEAD and send on their ways, right? Of course that's what you would try and do.
There really isn't any point to it, you know. This place is just as shitty as whatever sad sack city you all came from. The most interesting thing that happens here is that people die all the time. I know that's pretty exciting to some of you, but you know it's going to get old after awhile, right? Then where are you all going to be?
Might as well just go jump off a bridge or something. Because let's face it, the shadow you-s are way the hell more interesting than you'll ever be.
Anyway, I'm gonna go see which one of you is going to snap and start murdering people first! Because that'll be super interesting. Deuces!
[And with that, he flashes a peace sign and the static fills the screen again.]