[Video]

[purrinpumpkin]

[A black cat wearing a witch's hat sits in front of the camera]

A castle, huh. Looks like it could use some updating.

[She yawns]

I'll miss that fish stand guy. The fish better be just as good on here or you’re gonna have one unhappy kitty to deal with.

[Blair begins to lick one paw and then suddenly stops. Her tone of voice is much more enthusiastic now]

Hey, if we find a place that's filled with delicious fish and good looking boys then I want to stay there! Convincing Soul and Maka to come might be hard, nya~

[A sigh and then a smile]

Oh well! Blair will try to like it here.

[Suddenly a burst of purple smoke obscures the camera lens. When it clears there sits an incredible looking woman. Large breasts, small waist, cute face. She leans closer to the camera—perhaps a little too close.]

Does anyone wanna play with me?

[video;] let electric in again, again

[souldeterminant]

[The feed opens to the shaking close-up of a striped sweater. A few seconds in the picture steadies, the device apparently having been propped against something, and a pair of tanned hands withdraw along with the child they belong to. Frisk’s thin-mouthed visage fills the frame; a glint of determination hardens their eyes.]

[For those familiar with it, the backdrop of the room looks suspiciously like the one Sans resides in.]

[Wordlessly, Frisk reaches for something in their lap. It’s a spiral-bound notebook, and they make a show of licking their fingers and flipping it open with the grim gravitas of a scholar. A fist raises as they clear their throat. And then they begin reading.]

( cut for PG-13 innuendo )

[Frisk snaps the book shut. Their shoulders slope in a sigh. Without looking, they throw the book over their shoulder to Chara, who catches it one-handed and stands up. Frisk peers into the camera apologetically.]

I changed my mind.

[And with that, they spring to their feet with the exhaustion of an old, debilitated soul, trailing to the bed and pulling a pillow into their lap as they sullenly stare at the wall. Now it’s Chara who takes their spot in front of the feed.]

[And their smile, by comparison, is positively evil.]

Where were we?