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[the_tailor]

[Lance is all smiles as he clutches a small book to his chest. He's still clad in the blue lion pajamas he was wearing on Christmas, because heck, they're comfy and warm and he's happily lazing about in bed right now.]

Happy New Year, everyone! Okay, I'm like...two days late, yeah. But better late than never! For being stuck in a castle with monsters, at least we sure managed to celebrate the heck out of the holidays. It's been a while since I've gotten to, so thanks to everyone who put all that stuff together.

[He hums a little as he glances to the side thoughtfully.]

So I wanted to say that, and what else was there...oh, yeah! I wanted to make a formal apology to all the cuties in the castle. For I, the amazingly gorgeous and charming Lance McClain, am now off the market. I'm now dating the one person in the castle who just might be able to rival me in sheer attractiveness, at least if he dragged his haircut out of the 1980s.

[Okay, he kids. A little. He's grown fond of your mullet, Keith, and will probably yell at you if you ever decide to cut it.]

I still don't fully understand everything that's happening here, but it's okay. Things are good. Things are actually good.