[Voice]

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

[Rob no]

[Rob is bored for the first time in a long time. He's tired of lying in the infirmary, alternating between reading from his datascroll and wondering what he'll look like when the bandages come off. He desperately needs to do something. Sure, moving around is painful, but it's not that bad. He needs to stretch his legs a bit, even if it's just to walk around the room.

It's a painful struggle to sit up, but once he's on the edge of the bed with his legs dangling off the side it doesn't seem so bad. He picks up his phone from the bedside table.]

Hey. I was thi-

[Rob lets out a cry of surprise as his legs fail to support his weight when he tries to stand. The cry is followed by the sound of a crash and nearly a minute of colorful swearing.]

Can I get a hand in the infirmary? I've fallen and I can't get up.


[Let's try this again]

[A while after his first attempt at a post, Rob tries again.]

Hey.

[It's halfway between a word and a grunt of pain.]

I need something to do while I'm lying here. Besides reading and watching stuff. Does anyone have any suggestions? I'm bored out of my skull.

[video- a day to celebrate, sort of]

[wildcardpotential]

[The video flickers in on Minako’s grinning face. Anyone who knows her probably recognizes that glint in her eye. That mischief. She also appears to be wearing a metal headband? She pans the phone and the camera to the side to show Minato peering over her shoulder. There’s something on his head as well… a maid headband? Minako giggles.]

Hey, everyone, guess what time it is?

[She pulls the phone away from them in a live-feed selfie pose.]

Costume time!

[As might be predicated, Minato is wearing a maid’s dress. He’s even wearing thigh-highs and what are probably garters. He doesn’t appear to be at all mad about this. Minako probably didn’t force him into it.

Minako, on the other hand is wearing… well it’s hard to describe. It’s sort of like a bathing suit with some of the middle bits cut out, and shiny bits of metal armor in… not really the places you’d imagine it’s necessary to have those. It’s sure not conservative at all, but Minako looks as comfortable as anything in it.

Like she’s worn it before.

Where did they even find this stuff?]

We decided the best way to celebrate our shared birthday was to dress up and beat back some shadows, like the good old times back home! [Winks and sticks her tongue out.]

So come join us, but only if you’re dressed to impress!

[Minako having said her piece...and anything that might’ve been Minato’s piece as well, he just flips a thumbs-up in the background. We got this.]