generalflirt: (Always a few with nobody)
Masaomi Kida ([personal profile] generalflirt) wrote in [community profile] solnet2017-01-01 04:31 pm

~♥FIVE♥~

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[ Our video opens to Masaomi Kida, wearing his full combat get up in the Altar Room, sitting on one of the large stone steps and balancing the phone somewhere else so as to get a better angle at him. He is sitting here drinking some Mountain Dew. He sips once, and then with a flourish that would look better if he had a cape on (which he doesn't) the twenty-one year old adopts a pose more or less like this. In truth, he could and sort of wants to do more useful things like getting on a push, but instead, he's offering, ]

Ladies... and also gentleman or punks if you so please, I come to you, the illustrious host of Kida Radio, with three simple offers. Consider this an unofficial broadcast as we're floating our way through the Winter and just past all the holiday spirit. I got as much into the mistletoe as the rest of you, but, how about this!

First! [ And he holds up a finger, this time one index up right in the middle of the camera ] Are there any enterprising individuals, superpowered or otherwise, looking to put me and my best girl through our paces? That's right, we're talking a spar! Well, a spar or a Pokémon battle! Or a race, or whatever else suits your fancy. We can pick the rules and the terrain and the weapons, and make all of those working in our infirmary pull out their hair! It's bigger now, so why not? Huh, huh? Let's do it.

Buuuut if you prefer other things to that, [ And his fingers shift now, first into a V sign on the zoomed in hand, but he then pulls back an adopts more or less this pose. Ignore that it could be seen as being three or six. ] a regular love and war type thing, that is! Who fancies a date?! Or even a big Speed Dating set up like the ons that LGBT club used to organize, that might be fun... Ahaaha~ not that you'd know that... [ And then he snaps his fingers: ] Oh no, tell you what! I'm open to either of those but tonight and tonight only, we'll do the Double Blind Date Challenge. I'm going to set up something Special in the clothing store down by the Laundry Room's back room with the sewing machines tonight for 10 PM. And whoever shows up there will be be in for a super pleasant night out. No rejections, whoever dares will get the goods!

[ OOC: Also if anyone actually wants to take him up on that (or more than one party does) feel free to ping me. I'll either put up a log for it if there's more than one taker or if there's only one we can just thread it here ]

[ And he bursts out laughing at his own joke there as if it were hilarious. If it is is really debatable. Still as if to silence himself he takes a long swig from his mountain dew. And in the end: ]


And that brings us to three, [ And he holds up three fingers: his ring, middle, and pinky on his left hand, facing backwards ] and that'll be a Game. Now, I would say a board game if I had any and if anyone does, then I'm totally down for nostalgia's sake, but in the meantime, let's make due with what we have! We'll do two truths and a lie! Negotiable if any penalties, but for the time being, you start! Three statements, two are true and one's a lie. Go!

[ And his weird "three" pose now turns into a salute as his signs off ]
heritrix: (doom is upon you)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-16 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'll bite. [She sounds far too happy as she hums.] Hmmm... Okay, I have it.

One, [You can practically hear her counting off her fingers.] I threw out all of your stuff while you were gone. Two, you're moving out. Three, you're making me dinner tonight.

Which is the lie, Kida-kun?
heritrix: (oooh mr. darcy)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-16 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm impressed, you guessed accurately. I may have made it too easy...
heritrix: (whatever you say)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-16 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[No worries, she put everything back the way she found out. Well, except some of his clothes that were too gaudy to look at, but she decides to leave both as a surprise.

For his propositions, the third is so obviously a truth it's not worth considering. That leaves the other two.]


You haven't died.

[Quickly said, because he's just a normal human, not a Servant or spirit. He wouldn't be here if he had, right? Wait, then again that Rob guy did...]
heritrix: (pop)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-16 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
I am too, myself. Your pickup lines are bad enough, someone must have at least tried by this point.
heritrix: (step on the little people)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-16 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Color me unsurprised.

Do you take more than one turn at this game?
heritrix: (whistle)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-16 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a pause as she thinks. Hmm.]

I own a city, I'm a vice president of the student council, and I'm a quarter Norwegian.
heritrix: (chin up)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-18 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, sorry Kida-kun. Play again! I'm actually a quarter Finnish.

[And a former member of the student council whoops a word got left off there]
heritrix: (dwayne "the rock" johnson)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-18 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Only a small portion of the land is still under the Tohsaka name these days; much of it sold to farmers when her father was still alive in a genius move by his part, that turned the family a large profit. Things unfortunately didn't stay that way, and after his passing much of the remaining land was sold clumsily by Kirei to make ends meet.

But as the supervisor of Fuyuki, all things magical still falls under the jurisdiction of the current Tohsaka head. More than any civilian would ever know, the city and everything in it belongs to Rin, and its a great pride of hers no matter the difficulty. The praise pleases her even if she won't show it, channeling that instead into mock frustration at Masaomi's error.]


If you're so uneducated, maybe we should switch it to a lesson in geography instead. You've never heard of Finland?
heritrix: (blugh)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-18 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hopeless. Utterly hopeless.

[But she doesn't actually care other than to make him feel bad, so.]

It's your turn.
heritrix: (standard thoughtful expression)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-18 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[She's pretty sure he told her he wasn't always a city boy, so...]

It would have to be the hospital, wouldn't it?

[All kinds of things can land you in the hospital. Well, for a normal kid anyways.]
heritrix: (step on the little people)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-18 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
A boy like you? You had to have been in there earlier than 13!
heritrix: (snowfall)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-18 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Is it?

[She laughs, but okay, Her turn again.]

I've never been in a hospital, I'm terrible at rock-paper-scissors, and you're the first person I've lived with in eight years.
heritrix: (hmph!)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-18 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Huff.]

It's important to throw a few softballs in any game. Even a girl like me has to have her flaws.

[Damn that stupid game. If this were her classmates in highschool, they'd definitely think that was the lie!]
heritrix: (how did I delete these keywords)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-18 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
[What.]

That last one is way too weird! ...But in a game like this, that only makes it more likely it's true...

[Hm, still thinking here, that wasn't her guess.]
heritrix: (heh heh)

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[personal profile] heritrix 2017-01-18 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a confession if I've ever heard one. Shall I wait for you to give away more answers?