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solnet2017-01-01 04:31 pm
generalflirt) wrote in solnet2017-01-01 04:31 pm
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[ Our video opens to Masaomi Kida, wearing his full combat get up in the Altar Room, sitting on one of the large stone steps and balancing the phone somewhere else so as to get a better angle at him. He is sitting here drinking some Mountain Dew. He sips once, and then with a flourish that would look better if he had a cape on (which he doesn't) the twenty-one year old adopts a pose more or less like this. In truth, he could and sort of wants to do more useful things like getting on a push, but instead, he's offering, ]
Ladies... and also gentleman or punks if you so please, I come to you, the illustrious host of Kida Radio, with three simple offers. Consider this an unofficial broadcast as we're floating our way through the Winter and just past all the holiday spirit. I got as much into the mistletoe as the rest of you, but, how about this!
First! [ And he holds up a finger, this time one index up right in the middle of the camera ] Are there any enterprising individuals, superpowered or otherwise, looking to put me and my best girl through our paces? That's right, we're talking a spar! Well, a spar or a Pokémon battle! Or a race, or whatever else suits your fancy. We can pick the rules and the terrain and the weapons, and make all of those working in our infirmary pull out their hair! It's bigger now, so why not? Huh, huh? Let's do it.
Buuuut if you prefer other things to that, [ And his fingers shift now, first into a V sign on the zoomed in hand, but he then pulls back an adopts more or less this pose. Ignore that it could be seen as being three or six. ] a regular love and war type thing, that is! Who fancies a date?! Or even a big Speed Dating set up like the ons that LGBT club used to organize, that might be fun... Ahaaha~ not that you'd know that... [ And then he snaps his fingers: ] Oh no, tell you what! I'm open to either of those but tonight and tonight only, we'll do the Double Blind Date Challenge. I'm going to set up something Special in the clothing store down by the Laundry Room's back room with the sewing machines tonight for 10 PM. And whoever shows up there will be be in for a super pleasant night out. No rejections, whoever dares will get the goods!
[ OOC: Also if anyone actually wants to take him up on that (or more than one party does) feel free to ping me. I'll either put up a log for it if there's more than one taker or if there's only one we can just thread it here ]
[ And he bursts out laughing at his own joke there as if it were hilarious. If it is is really debatable. Still as if to silence himself he takes a long swig from his mountain dew. And in the end: ]
And that brings us to three, [ And he holds up three fingers: his ring, middle, and pinky on his left hand, facing backwards ] and that'll be a Game. Now, I would say a board game if I had any and if anyone does, then I'm totally down for nostalgia's sake, but in the meantime, let's make due with what we have! We'll do two truths and a lie! Negotiable if any penalties, but for the time being, you start! Three statements, two are true and one's a lie. Go!
[ And his weird "three" pose now turns into a salute as his signs off ]
[ Our video opens to Masaomi Kida, wearing his full combat get up in the Altar Room, sitting on one of the large stone steps and balancing the phone somewhere else so as to get a better angle at him. He is sitting here drinking some Mountain Dew. He sips once, and then with a flourish that would look better if he had a cape on (which he doesn't) the twenty-one year old adopts a pose more or less like this. In truth, he could and sort of wants to do more useful things like getting on a push, but instead, he's offering, ]
Ladies... and also gentleman or punks if you so please, I come to you, the illustrious host of Kida Radio, with three simple offers. Consider this an unofficial broadcast as we're floating our way through the Winter and just past all the holiday spirit. I got as much into the mistletoe as the rest of you, but, how about this!
First! [ And he holds up a finger, this time one index up right in the middle of the camera ] Are there any enterprising individuals, superpowered or otherwise, looking to put me and my best girl through our paces? That's right, we're talking a spar! Well, a spar or a Pokémon battle! Or a race, or whatever else suits your fancy. We can pick the rules and the terrain and the weapons, and make all of those working in our infirmary pull out their hair! It's bigger now, so why not? Huh, huh? Let's do it.
Buuuut if you prefer other things to that, [ And his fingers shift now, first into a V sign on the zoomed in hand, but he then pulls back an adopts more or less this pose. Ignore that it could be seen as being three or six. ] a regular love and war type thing, that is! Who fancies a date?! Or even a big Speed Dating set up like the ons that LGBT club used to organize, that might be fun... Ahaaha~ not that you'd know that... [ And then he snaps his fingers: ] Oh no, tell you what! I'm open to either of those but tonight and tonight only, we'll do the Double Blind Date Challenge. I'm going to set up something Special in the clothing store down by the Laundry Room's back room with the sewing machines tonight for 10 PM. And whoever shows up there will be be in for a super pleasant night out. No rejections, whoever dares will get the goods!
![this pose. Ignore that it could be seen as being three or six. ]](http://i.imgur.com/dk9IS4W.png){kind=link}
[ OOC: Also if anyone actually wants to take him up on that (or more than one party does) feel free to ping me. I'll either put up a log for it if there's more than one taker or if there's only one we can just thread it here ]
[ And he bursts out laughing at his own joke there as if it were hilarious. If it is is really debatable. Still as if to silence himself he takes a long swig from his mountain dew. And in the end: ]
And that brings us to three, [ And he holds up three fingers: his ring, middle, and pinky on his left hand, facing backwards ] and that'll be a Game. Now, I would say a board game if I had any and if anyone does, then I'm totally down for nostalgia's sake, but in the meantime, let's make due with what we have! We'll do two truths and a lie! Negotiable if any penalties, but for the time being, you start! Three statements, two are true and one's a lie. Go!
[ And his weird "three" pose now turns into a salute as his signs off ]
[Audio]
One, [You can practically hear her counting off her fingers.] I threw out all of your stuff while you were gone. Two, you're moving out. Three, you're making me dinner tonight.
Which is the lie, Kida-kun?
[Audio]
[ No, it's cruel. But it's also a cruel he deserves and one he can survive, and so he keeps up his flippant tone, grinning ]
The lie is that I'm moving out.
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1/3
2/3
Well.
most of his clothes were there. ]
[Audio]
[ But no, hold back on- ]
When I met Linda she bruised my chin, I've died before, and I've fallen in love before.
[Audio]
For his propositions, the third is so obviously a truth it's not worth considering. That leaves the other two.]
You haven't died.
[Quickly said, because he's just a normal human, not a Servant or spirit. He wouldn't be here if he had, right? Wait, then again that Rob guy did...]
[Audio]
[ He said, twirling his finger in the air ]
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Actually yes, that did happen once or twice.
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Do you take more than one turn at this game?
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I own a city, I'm a vice president of the student council, and I'm a quarter Norwegian.
[Audio]
[ He almost sounds hopeful that's the case. Because that would be weird. ]
[Audio]
[And a former member of the student council
whoops a word got left off there][Audio]
[ He laughs though, shaking his head and, ]
Wow, a whole city though... Amazing. You want to go again, or am I up?
[Audio]
But as the supervisor of Fuyuki, all things magical still falls under the jurisdiction of the current Tohsaka head. More than any civilian would ever know, the city and everything in it belongs to Rin, and its a great pride of hers no matter the difficulty. The praise pleases her even if she won't show it, channeling that instead into mock frustration at Masaomi's error.]
If you're so uneducated, maybe we should switch it to a lesson in geography instead. You've never heard of Finland?
[Audio]
. . . Well, history was always my worst subject but maybe?
[ Not really, no... How can he be expected to name random small European countries...
Particularly when he's not been on Earth in years ]
[Audio]
[But she doesn't actually care other than to make him feel bad, so.]
It's your turn.
[Audio]
The first time I got taken to the hospital was when I was thirteen, the first time I got in a fight was when I was 6, aaand I grew up in the countryside!
[Audio]
It would have to be the hospital, wouldn't it?
[All kinds of things can land you in the hospital. Well, for a normal kid anyways.]
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[She laughs, but okay, Her turn again.]
I've never been in a hospital, I'm terrible at rock-paper-scissors, and you're the first person I've lived with in eight years.
[Audio]
Well, if you're going to ask me to pick one I'd ideally pick the middle one to abuse your goodwill in terms of choosing a truth... so! I'll decide it's got to be the hospital one that's a lie!
[Audio]
It's important to throw a few softballs in any game. Even a girl like me has to have her flaws.
[Damn that stupid game. If this were her classmates in highschool, they'd definitely think that was the lie!]
[Audio]
I used to compete in rock paper scissors against a princess, I used to live with a ninja, and I once scored a date by becomin a different person, mentally.
[Audio]
That last one is way too weird! ...But in a game like this, that only makes it more likely it's true...
[Hm, still thinking here, that wasn't her guess.]
[Audio]
[ Well, the only one which was a distinct identity, if he's fair, is the Prince of Omashu. But he also has both the Luceti valleys, Dartmouth, all of the valentines... among others. ]
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