First Drag: Video

[papiliocaeruleo]

 YOOOOOOOO.

CASTLE PEOPLE.

WHO HERE CAN OFFICIATE A WEDDING.

[Chloe, why are you so excited...

Also what???]

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[gianthobo]

I used to be royalty, does that count?

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[papiliocaeruleo]

I'unno... does royalty do weddings? I have no idea how these things work outside of Bumfuck Oregon!

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[gianthobo]

Well... I suppose I have no authority outside of Kalos, and even inside of it... not so much. I'll keep an eye out for you, though. What's the custom where you're from?

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[papiliocaeruleo]

Eh, it's not even legal where we're from so... I mean, girls marrying girls, guys marrying guys. That part is illegal. Never mind that divorce rates are ridiculous between straight couples, but sure it's gay marriage that's threatening the sanctity of it all. [Rolling her eyes at all that.] Anyway, yeah, it's usually a priest or whoever officiating it, two people getting married, bride's maids and groomsmen, family, food, bad dancing, the whole shebang. So. As much as I hate this phrase, fuckin' YOLO. Whoever can do it here is welcome to it. First castle wedding, let's go!

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[gianthobo]

... Well, when I was ruling, it wasn't really something that was done, but... that was a long time ago. I personally have no problem with it. But times have changed.

A priest... ah, someone who is devoted to... some sort of 'god'. We didn't really have that in my world, though the Bastion had some people who were devoted to some god or another.

I don't think I'm qualified, but I can ask around.

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[papiliocaeruleo]

Eh, it's not always a religious person. Lotta people just go to the court and get the marriage certificate, too. Also not something we have to do here. Honestly I just wanna do this to say we did.

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[gianthobo]

It's all right.

Ah. Maybe Ozuma can do it? He's the representative of his god here.

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[papiliocaeruleo]

Ozzy? ... that's a thought.

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[gianthobo]

Considering he's the only one native to this place we have real contact with, he might be as 'official' as you can get here.

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[papiliocaeruleo]

Yeah, yeah that's true! I'll have to ask him!

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[gianthobo]

Good luck. And congratulations, by the way.

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[papiliocaeruleo]

Thanks, tall dude!

VOICE VOICE VOICE

[timeninja]

W-WAIT WHAT, YOU WERE SERIOUS?!

CHILL OUT MAX IT'S ONLY A WEDDING

[papiliocaeruleo]

Uh, duh, Super Max.

YEAH, OUR WEDDING

[timeninja]

I-I thought you were joking!!

I mean

I

[ BSOD ]

OUR -AWESOME- WEDDING

[papiliocaeruleo]

I wasn't even joking the first time, Caulfield. Now get your head together and find a nice dress! ... or suit. [Pausing, finally.] ... you do wanna marry me, right? I mean, I know I'm shit at this romantic crap...

OUR AWESOME PIRATE WEDDING

[timeninja]

W-What? Of course I do!

I just

How long have we been together??

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

[papiliocaeruleo]

Max, we've been together since the day we met.

Just. Y'know. Never officially.

[timeninja]

... Good point.

Screw the dress, let's get our pirate costumes on.

[papiliocaeruleo]

... pirate wedding? Dude, Max. That is hella geeky. And awesome.

[timeninja]

You knew what you were getting into.

[papiliocaeruleo]

I can still roll my eyes while loving it.

[timeninja]

As long as you love it.

[papiliocaeruleo]

I love you. That's the important part, ain't it? Partner in time and crime, til death do we part, yadda yadda?

[timeninja]

Whoa there, we haven't even gotten anyone to officiate the wedding yet! Save the vows for later!

... But I love you too, and I don't need vows to tell you that.

[papiliocaeruleo]

Hey, I said "yadda yadda"! I have more than that! ... maybe. [Chloe please...]

[timeninja]

Well don't tell me all of them at once now.

[papiliocaeruleo]

Uhm. Uh. ... you... have pretty eyes... ?

[timeninja]

Already swooning.

[papiliocaeruleo]

Damn straight. I am the illest.

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[daughterofursa]

Is someone getting married?

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[papiliocaeruleo]

Duh. Me, if this works out.

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[daughterofursa]

What, already?

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[papiliocaeruleo]

Well, I mean... yeah we just made it official but Max an' me have been together since we were kids.

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[daughterofursa]

Oh. Well.

Congratulations.

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[papiliocaeruleo]

Heheh... thanks.

[wildcardpotential]

DID

SOMEONE

SAY

WEDDING???????????

[papiliocaeruleo]

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I LIKE YOUR ENTHUSIASM.

[wildcardpotential]

HECK YEAH!!!!

I DUNNO HOW WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER YET THAT'S STUPID I'M MINAKO AND CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

[papiliocaeruleo]

THANKS! I'M CHLOE AND MY AWESOME GIRLFRIEND-WIFE IS MAX!

[wildcardpotential]

VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, CHLOE!

[Max... she remembers Max from the excursion that almost went very, very wrong. Not that any of that was Max's fault. Sorry for that association.]

IF YOU NEED ANYONE TO HELP WITH FOOD FOR THE RECEPTION, LMK!

[papiliocaeruleo]

[Clearly a new association is needed.] I WILL!