[ Sollux rubs at his eyes from under his glasses, pulling the dual colored specs off to reveal a bright shining blue eye....and then a matching red one on the other side before he slides them back on. ]

Didn't even get a chanthe to calm down. Gog the latht time I went that bad it wath becauthe of that ath hat Ampora.

Or KK, but that'th not too uncommon I gueth.

[ He hates when he gets that bad. ]