01 - How could this happen to meeeee

[binauralbees]

TA: guy2 what the fuck ii2 goiing on
TA: ii mean iit
TA: kk
TA: tz
TA: ii2 anyone there
TA: thii2 ii2 bull2hiit
TA: WELL FUCK NO WONDER
TA: WHAT THE FUCK II2 THII2 BULL2HIIT NETWORK
TA: FUCK

[ What ever that was it cuts off there....if you want to respond Sollux might come back to it some time later. ]

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[bliptech]

Ooookay this is clearly not the Castle of Lions network.

Who is this, and why in the quiznak are you typing like that?

[Pidge that's probably not how "quiznak" is used, either.]

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[binauralbees]

TA:what the fuck ii2 the ca2tle of liion2
TA: what the fuck ii2 a quiiznak
TA: and ii type liike thii2 2o fuck off
TA: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

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[bliptech]

Uh.
Long story.
... also I don't actually know it's Altean for... some swear or another.
ALSO WOW RUDE?!

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[binauralbees]

TA: altean
TA: haven't heard of that one
TA: al2o
TA: tough 2hiit
TA: what the fuck ii2 thii2 place
TA: liike 2eriiou2ly
TA: la2t thiing ii knew ii wa2 talkiing two 2ome friiend2 and now ii'm here.

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[bliptech]

Geez...
Fine. Whatever. Be rude.
I don't know what this place is any more than you do.
Last thing -I- remember was hurling through a wormhole with no idea of where I was going to wind up so I guess that's
Whatever this place is.

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[freedom_engineer]

LANGUAGE.

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[binauralbees]

TA: FUCK OFF

[freedom_engineer]

Hey now.

You could at least great creative, taint-licker.

[binauralbees]

TA: look you grub fuckiing nook sniifer
TA: ii don't know who the fuck you are
TA: but iif ii wanted to deal wiith 2hiit liike you
TA: ii'd talk to an Ampora

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[bliptech]

Hey! That's on him, not me!

[Well you did say "quiznak".]

[freedom_engineer]

Was I talking to him? You're the one with the potty mouth.

[bliptech]

WHAT?!
AM NOT!

[freedom_engineer]

I will thank you not to talk bull2hiit about our little corner of the multiverse considering we had rock and cloth and cellphones to make this network out of.

[binauralbees]

TA: ii don't giive two grub a22e2 about your uniiver2e
TA: ii ju2t want two fiind my iidiiot2
TA: jeegu2 fuck

[freedom_engineer]

Your iidiiot2 are in another castle.

[binauralbees]

TA:...
TA: jeegu2 fuck diid you really
TA: diid you really ju2t u2e a gamegrub refference
TA: really

[binauralbees]

TA: waiit....
TA: diid you 2ay you made thii2 wiith rock2, cloth, and cellphone2
TA: jeegu2 that2 actually
TA: really iimpre22iive

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[four_quarts]

Language, dear.

[Not that Ghaleon actually cares about the cursing. It's just a comforting pastime to troll people, and really, how else is he supposed to react to being suddenly thrown into a new place?]

I'm so sorry Ghaleon...you got the brunt of his anger at Colin

[binauralbees]

TA: klsjghkahgahashgoilhF;OIHADFBONALEGHAL;DGHAL;JG
TA: FUCK THII2 2HIIT
TA: FUCK YOU ALL
TA: lksfjdalsajglasjfkdgaldkjfg

[four_quarts]

[Hook, line, sinker. This should be entertaining.]

Now, now. No need to get so upset just because we've been spirited away to some castle in the middle of who knows where. You never know who you might offend.

it's been a while....

[binauralbees]

TA:....
TA: okay but con2iider thii2
TA: fuck off
TA: but ye2 ii wiill try two tone iit down iif there really are grubs around
TA: a2 for offendiing anyone el2e
TA: they can ju2t deal wiith iit

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[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Given what we had available, consider it lucky we've got a network at all, okay?!? Linking together entirely different technologies, one of which doesn't normally even exist anymore, to get something working kinda took a while, even for the geniuses we had handy.

[... Rita, at least, doesn't care about the typing style or any of that. However, she also hasn't read any of the other threads. The tone of that last part indicates she considers herself one of those geniuses.]

Text - it's a while later after he's calmed down

[binauralbees]

TA: ok look
TA: that wa2n't what ii wa2 2ayiing ii2 bull2hiit
TA: iin fact ii wa2 told what you had two make thii2 thiing and
TA: really
TA: that'2 pretty bad a22
TA: what'2 bull2hiit ii2 the fact that iit'2 not the network ii wa2 lookiing for
TA: no one2 fault
TA: ju2t pi22ed ii2 all

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[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

[... Rita didn't expect even a partial attempt to apologize, frankly, so at first, she's genuinely at a loss for words. A minute or two...]

Yeah. We're stuck here. It sucks, but our best best is the whole 'stopping the Shadow Queen' thing.

Least I have my Artes back.

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[binauralbees]

TA: waiit
TA: 2hadow queen
TA: what the fuck ii2 that
TA: ii really hope iit'2 not liike the black queen back home...
TA: ii mean we beat the black kiing 2o ii miight be able two help
TA: but that 2tiil took a lot of people
TA: and power