01 - How could this happen to meeeee

[binauralbees]

TA: guy2 what the fuck ii2 goiing on
TA: ii mean iit
TA: kk
TA: tz
TA: ii2 anyone there
TA: thii2 ii2 bull2hiit
TA: WELL FUCK NO WONDER
TA: WHAT THE FUCK II2 THII2 BULL2HIIT NETWORK
TA: FUCK

[ What ever that was it cuts off there....if you want to respond Sollux might come back to it some time later. ]

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[bliptech]

Ooookay this is clearly not the Castle of Lions network.

Who is this, and why in the quiznak are you typing like that?

[Pidge that's probably not how "quiznak" is used, either.]

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[binauralbees]

TA:what the fuck ii2 the ca2tle of liion2
TA: what the fuck ii2 a quiiznak
TA: and ii type liike thii2 2o fuck off
TA: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

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[bliptech]

Uh.
Long story.
... also I don't actually know it's Altean for... some swear or another.
ALSO WOW RUDE?!

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[binauralbees]

TA: altean
TA: haven't heard of that one
TA: al2o
TA: tough 2hiit
TA: what the fuck ii2 thii2 place
TA: liike 2eriiou2ly
TA: la2t thiing ii knew ii wa2 talkiing two 2ome friiend2 and now ii'm here.

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[bliptech]

Geez...
Fine. Whatever. Be rude.
I don't know what this place is any more than you do.
Last thing -I- remember was hurling through a wormhole with no idea of where I was going to wind up so I guess that's
Whatever this place is.

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[binauralbees]

TA: wormhole
TA: damn that 2uck2
TA: damn thii2 ii2 2uch bull2hiit
TA: by the way
TA: you never an2wered my fiir2t que2tiion

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[bliptech]

Wormholes usually aren't too bad unless they get corrupted.
I still don't know how that happened.
First question?

Oh.

Pidge Gunderson.

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[binauralbees]

TA: corrupted how
TA: liike
TA: how do you corrupt 2pace
TA: al2o...what are you
TA: liike
TA: wiith a name liike that there ii2 no way your a troll
TA: ii mean unle22 you are
TA: iin that ca2e
TA: uh...
TA: yeah no 2orry that ii2 a weiird a2 fuck troll name
TA: but ii really don't thiink you are 2ooo....

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[bliptech]

If I knew I could have fixed it!
Maybe.
Seriously, I don't know. I'm more worried about my teammates than that right now anyway.
... troll?

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[freedom_engineer]

LANGUAGE.

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[binauralbees]

TA: ye2 troll
TA: al2o known a2 alternian2
TA: grey 2kiin
TA: horn2
TA: 2harp teeth and naiil2
TA: that 2ort of thiing

[freedom_engineer]

I will thank you not to talk bull2hiit about our little corner of the multiverse considering we had rock and cloth and cellphones to make this network out of.

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[binauralbees]

TA: FUCK OFF

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[bliptech]

Hey! That's on him, not me!

[Well you did say "quiznak".]

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[bliptech]

Alternians.
But not Alteans.
So.
You're alien but not the aliens -I- know.
Okay.
For the record I am 100% human.

[binauralbees]

TA: ii don't giive two grub a22e2 about your uniiver2e
TA: ii ju2t want two fiind my iidiiot2
TA: jeegu2 fuck

[freedom_engineer]

Your iidiiot2 are in another castle.

[freedom_engineer]

Hey now.

You could at least great creative, taint-licker.

[binauralbees]

TA: well
TA: at lea2t ii actually know what the fuck a human ii2
TA: of cour2e that whole thiing ii2 a looong 2tory
TA: but what ever
TA: 2ince you gave me your name ii gue22 ii should giive you miine
TA: names 2ollux

[freedom_engineer]

Was I talking to him? You're the one with the potty mouth.

[binauralbees]

TA: look you grub fuckiing nook sniifer
TA: ii don't know who the fuck you are
TA: but iif ii wanted to deal wiith 2hiit liike you
TA: ii'd talk to an Ampora

[freedom_engineer]

I'm the network administrator. If you don't want me to change your curses to bunnies and flowers, you'll behave yourself.

[binauralbees]

TA:...
TA: jeegu2 fuck diid you really
TA: diid you really ju2t u2e a gamegrub refference
TA: really

[binauralbees]

TA: 2hiit
TA: that ii2 2uch bull2hiit
TA: FUCK

[bliptech]

WHAT?!
AM NOT!