01 - How could this happen to meeeee

[binauralbees]

TA: guy2 what the fuck ii2 goiing on
TA: ii mean iit
TA: kk
TA: tz
TA: ii2 anyone there
TA: thii2 ii2 bull2hiit
TA: WELL FUCK NO WONDER
TA: WHAT THE FUCK II2 THII2 BULL2HIIT NETWORK
TA: FUCK

[ What ever that was it cuts off there....if you want to respond Sollux might come back to it some time later. ]

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[binauralbees]

TA: FUCK OFF

[freedom_engineer]

Hey now.

You could at least great creative, taint-licker.

[binauralbees]

TA: look you grub fuckiing nook sniifer
TA: ii don't know who the fuck you are
TA: but iif ii wanted to deal wiith 2hiit liike you
TA: ii'd talk to an Ampora

[freedom_engineer]

I'm the network administrator. If you don't want me to change your curses to bunnies and flowers, you'll behave yourself.

[binauralbees]

TA: 2hiit
TA: that ii2 2uch bull2hiit
TA: FUCK

It's been a while....Pidge has talked to him and he's calmed down

[binauralbees]

TA: ok look
TA: ii'm not goiing two apologiize but ii get iit
TA: apparently there are grub2 around who could end up 2eeiing thii2
TA: 2o
TA: no promii2e2 but ii'll try two tone iit down wiith the cu22iing
TA: now can you plea2e tell me more about thii2 network
TA: how the
TA: how diid you even manage two make iit wiith almo2t nothiing

[freedom_engineer]

There we go. Glad to hear you're cooled off.

People got pulled in her with everything on them, and that's about it.

No comm networks, no cellular providers, no transmitters, so most cell phones were basically useless unless you wanted to play a game on it.

A couple of people gathered up all the phones, cannibalized them for parts and tech, and asked the resident near-divine being for a couple of favors to set up functional support network.

Sans and Alphys and I simply did the dirty work to make it an actual usable commnet.

It's basically a ton of salvaged tech playing at being a real comm system, held together with spit, wire, and duct tape.

[binauralbees]

TA: well that explaiin2 why iit'2 2o liinear
TA: not bad
TA: ju2t obviiolu2ly liimiited
TA: iif ii can get my hand2 on 2ome of my tech from home
TA: ii miight be able to giive a hand wiith 2tuff

[freedom_engineer]

If we can find Ozuma, you can work your way into getting it. He can pull things in if you help him get his strength back.

But... it sounds like he's missing at the moment. Which isn't good.

[binauralbees]

TA: giive a liitle two get a liitle
TA: make2 2en2e
TA: what doe2 he look liike
TA: ii can keep an eye out

[freedom_engineer]

He should have been there to greet you.

Semi-transparent sometimes. Tall, looks like a human with horns. He's a spirit of some sort. Not sure I'd call him a ghost.

[binauralbees]

TA: human wiith horn2...huh...
TA: what 2ort of horn2