01 - How could this happen to meeeee

[binauralbees]

TA: guy2 what the fuck ii2 goiing on
TA: ii mean iit
TA: kk
TA: tz
TA: ii2 anyone there
TA: thii2 ii2 bull2hiit
TA: WELL FUCK NO WONDER
TA: WHAT THE FUCK II2 THII2 BULL2HIIT NETWORK
TA: FUCK

[ What ever that was it cuts off there....if you want to respond Sollux might come back to it some time later. ]

Comments

[bliptech]

North. Okay.
I should tell Sollux, too. Hopefully he'll listen even though he's upset.
That really was an accident, though. I saw castle and didn't think "network" until my holoscreen popped up with him talking.
And I'm inclined to believe his was the same thing.
So.
Yeah.
Sorry, it wasn't intentional at all.

But wait if you need help fighting or whatever why are you ushering me off? Paladins are all about protecting people! I mean, "Defenders of the Galaxy", it's kind of in our title.

[freedom_engineer]

Because these aren't your typical enemies, and I have no idea what situation you got yanked in from. We're not in such a bad way that we're going to ask the sleep deprived and starving to immediately start fighting if we can avoid it.

The queen pulls that on us enough.

... So if you see any immensely dark areas? Avoid them.

They will kill you, no questions asked. And then you're fighting for her for a little while before Ozzy's able to pull you back. If he's even still around.

[bliptech]

Greeeeeat.

Alien planet. Check.
Unknown creatures that want to kill us. Check.

Same story, different place.

... but you're right about one thing - we were tumbling through a corrupted wormhole being flung to who-knows-where, seconds after barely escaping Zarkon and pretty much the entire Galran fleet.

I've been -worse-. But I can't say my bruises are looking for friends right now.

[freedom_engineer]

Once we've put out these fires, I'll show you to the infirmary. If you've just gotten out of a big fight, you should probably get checked out.

So, hey, sorry for the rough welcome.

I'll try to pick out a good movie for you to make up for it, next movie night.

[bliptech]

[Ohhh, movie night.

In a castle. A very old castle.

Pidge is just going to roll with that considering there's a network here, too.]

It's fine, I really have had worse.

Keith and I are probably fine but I wouldn't argue a check whenever this blows over.