STOP SCROLLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR LIYF WIL CHANG E

[your_best_friend]

[And thus Flowey gets one step closer to being banned from the network.]

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[incendiarize]

I guess that's not that much weirder... [Than, you know, talking flowers, or nice fuzzy goat ladies.

And yup, he's paying attention! He'll probably still screw it up because he has no reference for this kind of thing, but when it comes to stuff he cares about he's pretty studious.]

So there's only two here? Geez, I thought there'd be like, a hundred! I can take two! [No, he can't.]

[your_best_friend]

Well, I've only seen two so far, but there could be more! Best to be safe. Trust me, I know all the anti-skeleton tactics there are to know.

[incendiarize]

I'm pretty good at fighting, if I need to... I'll need to keep my gauntlet on me. Does this weird curse thing wear off eventually or do I need to find seven people?

[He's pretty sure he doesn't know seven people here yet, he's mostly just been wandering around for...what? Over a month? Geez he's been lame.]

[your_best_friend]

Sorry to say, but it only wears off if you send it to seven people. Looks like you have some socializing to do!