STOP SCROLLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR LIYF WIL CHANG E

[your_best_friend]

[And thus Flowey gets one step closer to being banned from the network.]

Comments

[Voice]

[ishotyouuu]

...why would I wanna do that? I like skeletons. Some of 'em are really friendly. And I have it on good authority that at least one of 'em has an amazing set of bazongas. Not sure how that works, but hey-- I'm not gonna complain.

Are they, like... Nazi skeletons or something? Or ones led by the rotting corpse of Fred Phelps?

That'd make me run for sure.

[Voice]

[your_best_friend]

[...Well, it's a long shot, but...]

They're nazi skeletons lead by a nazi Fred Phelps!

[Voice]

[ishotyouuu]

[DUN DUN DUUUUUN]

...actually, y'know what's even scarier than Nazi skeletons? Clown Nazi skeletons. You got any of those clatterin' around the boneyard?

[Voice]

[your_best_friend]

[When Flowey speaks up, the voice is less panicked and a little annoyed.]

...You know what's going on here. You just want to see me suffer.

[Voice]

[ishotyouuu]

...dude if you're not gonna help me achieve my ultimate nightmares come true then get the fuck off the network.

I'm a busy man with very specific needs and if you're not gonna provide them then we've got nothin' to talk about, okay?

[Voice]

[your_best_friend]

[...Fine, he'll do it this way then.]

Nope! You're going to stay live forever!

[This man is so unpredictable.]

[ishotyouuu]

Glad to see we're finally on the same page, buddy!

Hey, just as a suggestion-- next time you try to troll people, maybe make it anonymous. Makes it less likely for people to call you out on your bullshit. Toodles!

[click]