[Video]

[glowygreendeath]

[Ermac sits in the grass in the garden, looking calm but completely out of place in such a peaceful area.]

We are disappointed in the lack of discipline among our ranks here. A war cannot be won with untrained soldiers.

So we will gladly train all those who wish to become true warriors. Contact us or meet us in the garden at mid day.

[End video.]

Comments

[glowygreendeath]

[He smirks a little.]

Swords, axes, war hammers, bows, pistols... We know how to wield any weapon, boy.

But do you know how to use your body as a weapon?

[metempsychic]

When I am at my peak I can somewhat...

Uh.

What is a pistol?