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[generalflirt]

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[ It's so strange to be able to type again. After literally years of having to handwrite written messages, it's odd to use a phone again. It's perhaps that more than anything which sees him putting up this post onto the social media network. It's form a "newbie" and it might be out of place with the growing dark climate with the flickering lights and rotting foot, but it's something he throws out all the same.

And it's...! ]

Soooo!! Does anyone know any god date spots in the castle? Anyone already sailing the seas of romance before now, or is the stark soldiery we've been pushed towards put a quash on romance in the name of stoic friendship? Let's hear those stories, people! Crushes, illicit affairs, pining, maybe even marriage?! You can trust your tales to the Love Hunter Masa.

O o o r r r . . .

How about a game? ♥ We could do truth or dare if you like but while we're all a little hungry, how about word association! I'll even start us off:

Third Party.

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[generalflirt]

Oh no.

Oh no, I see through you, Rin-chan.

I'm being typecast! You'll put frameless glasses on me to contrast with my bulging muscles and call me the front desk of that gym to check for membership! As if I were a secretary in a woman-led movie!

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[heritrix]

[What?? She stares dumbfounded at the absurd message for several seconds before bursting into laughter. Too loud for the library, really. Thank goodness no one works here to shush her.]

I don't see anything wrong with that! I'm the star, right?

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[generalflirt]

Well naturally! Though for the purposes of the box office we probably need a Korean soap star as the supporting lead if we can't get a blonde lady.

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[heritrix]

No, no. None of that matters, so long as they're QUIRKY. Which is good, because I don't know a lot of blondes here, never mind girls.

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[generalflirt]

Oh oh that's new context, if it's filmed *here* then it's a student film! Soooo in that context, who gets to be the quirky one? I can advertise it on a podcast.

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[heritrix]

Podcast?

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[generalflirt]

[ Is she from the 90s after all... ]

Think pre-recorded radio you can listen to on your phone.

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[heritrix]

That's stupid. Just use a normal radio.

But I like the idea for advertising. It'd be a laugh just to see who here CAN pull off quirky.

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[generalflirt]

I don't think I own a normal radio honestly...

Or well, owned?

Own.

But yeah! No thoughts yourself?

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[heritrix]

For who I'd cast?

[Hmm...]

The first name that comes to mind I'll veto. Our penchant for red would match, but he'd just try to steal the show from me. Plus he's too old.

[And might hate her, hell if she knows.]

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[generalflirt]

Not to mention for the sort of movie we've had in mind, a woman would be better unless your love interest is a woman too.

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[heritrix]

Oh, I see what you're getting at.

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[generalflirt]

Hey, I've said nothing! Just saying that those sorts of surveys demand romance in an audience!

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[heritrix]

Romance? For a moment there, I was getting the impression this would be marketed under the fantasy genre.

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[generalflirt]

What's one fantasy movie without a romantic b plot at the very least?

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[heritrix]

The kind that's a MALE fantasy. I won't be starring in that film, Kida-kun, no matter how cute the other love interest is.

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[generalflirt]

Eeeeeh? Should you really be letting down your legions of fans like that, Rin-chan?!

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[heritrix]

I'm sparing them, if anything, and the bones in your body! I say we blow the budget on a high speed chase.

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[generalflirt]

Mmmhmmm... So we're cutting the B Plot entirely. So we'll need to redo the script a bit, and - how do you feel about a long lost relative?

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[heritrix]

Oh, let me pick! Make it my long lost great-great-aunt, arrived so I might inherit her enormous wealth and fortune!

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[generalflirt]

What's even the conflict in this story anymore?!

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[heritrix]

The heiress to the company my aunt is in competition, of course. An evil, as well as unattractive, narcissistic ninny who moonlights as a female WWE wrestler out to sabotage me.

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[generalflirt]

[ This plot has gotten totally away from him... ]

So we're going for more modern fantasy huh?

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[heritrix]

Fantasy? Something like that could happen to anybody. It's the kind of dream up there with winning the lottery, so better yet, anyone could relate.

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[generalflirt]

Yeah but it was going to be Fantasy to begin with...