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solnet2016-04-20 09:49 pm
shirtlesspersona) wrote in solnet2016-04-20 09:49 pm
Seraphim 101
Things to know about your invisible neighbors
[ Really, Zaveid just found he could type a lot into this thing and decided to make it public so maybe he won't have to explain he's not a ghost, or that he's really here, to someone again. Instead, just link it and go HEY. READ THIS THING.
So yes, it is typed. ]
so
some people might have noticed by now
but theres a couple invisible people here
okay
literally two
but that makes a couple
just saying
we arent ghosts
[ Anyone who's seen his texts, or texted with him, will recognize Zaveid's typing style. ]
we're called seraphim
think humans but were sort of half element
like fire water earth wind
those sort of elements
of course
home
theres seraphim that come in the shapes of dogs or cats
not to mention katz
so if we seem human and then there's something that really isn't human
it just goes with being what we are.
[ Looking at you, Dezel, with your shark teeth and weird lizard throat you've got going. ]
the whole thing with us being invisible
though
thats actually on humans
nothing about seraphim changed
its something about humanity that ended up with resonance going down
or suddenly needing it
i dont remember
it happened way long ago
Dark Age
I think humans call it?
wait
no
era of disappearance
thatd be it
probably
thats why some of you can see us
and some of you cant
and i guess why some of you think im an actual ghost
im not
i promise
i think id know if im dead
[ ... Zaveid that is terrible humor for someone who is pretty sure he is actually dead at home. ]
im a wind seraph
means im probably the cause of most of these indoor breezes and whatnot
or maybe its not me
because theres more than one wind seraph here
and i dunno if theres other people with wind powers about
so maybe dont go assuming its zaveid
that could be a problem
probably for you
anyway
dont worry about not being able to see us
for all i dont get why humans stopped being able to
resonance goes up the longer a humans around a seraph
so eventually you might be able to see us
probably
[ What else should he put in this? Ugh. ]
i unno
ask me shit if you need clarification
but thats the basics
were here
we aint ghosts
were just windy
[ Then there's little video clip, of the ceiling in one of the standard rooms. He might be there, but he didn't get caught on camera. His voice, however, is pretty clear. Even if your character doesn't normally have the resonance to see / hear him, they can hear him here. Thank your phone crew. ]
... Man, that could'a been so much easier if I recorded me sayin' it. Too late!
(ooc: here's a properly formatted version for ease of ooc reading.)
[ Really, Zaveid just found he could type a lot into this thing and decided to make it public so maybe he won't have to explain he's not a ghost, or that he's really here, to someone again. Instead, just link it and go HEY. READ THIS THING.
So yes, it is typed. ]
so
some people might have noticed by now
but theres a couple invisible people here
okay
literally two
but that makes a couple
just saying
we arent ghosts
[ Anyone who's seen his texts, or texted with him, will recognize Zaveid's typing style. ]
we're called seraphim
think humans but were sort of half element
like fire water earth wind
those sort of elements
of course
home
theres seraphim that come in the shapes of dogs or cats
not to mention katz
so if we seem human and then there's something that really isn't human
it just goes with being what we are.
[ Looking at you, Dezel, with your shark teeth and weird lizard throat you've got going. ]
the whole thing with us being invisible
though
thats actually on humans
nothing about seraphim changed
its something about humanity that ended up with resonance going down
or suddenly needing it
i dont remember
it happened way long ago
Dark Age
I think humans call it?
wait
no
era of disappearance
thatd be it
probably
thats why some of you can see us
and some of you cant
and i guess why some of you think im an actual ghost
im not
i promise
i think id know if im dead
[ ... Zaveid that is terrible humor for someone who is pretty sure he is actually dead at home. ]
im a wind seraph
means im probably the cause of most of these indoor breezes and whatnot
or maybe its not me
because theres more than one wind seraph here
and i dunno if theres other people with wind powers about
so maybe dont go assuming its zaveid
that could be a problem
probably for you
anyway
dont worry about not being able to see us
for all i dont get why humans stopped being able to
resonance goes up the longer a humans around a seraph
so eventually you might be able to see us
probably
[ What else should he put in this? Ugh. ]
i unno
ask me shit if you need clarification
but thats the basics
were here
we aint ghosts
were just windy
[ Then there's little video clip, of the ceiling in one of the standard rooms. He might be there, but he didn't get caught on camera. His voice, however, is pretty clear. Even if your character doesn't normally have the resonance to see / hear him, they can hear him here. Thank your phone crew. ]
... Man, that could'a been so much easier if I recorded me sayin' it. Too late!
(ooc: here's a properly formatted version for ease of ooc reading.)
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Aa -- Luffy doesn't bother with spoons even when they're clean, lazy shit, but less dishes for me.
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... Although maybe he does mean himself, because he pauses- ]
... Will you make me food if I do the dishes?
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You want a free meal that badly, eh?
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... Yeah. I mean, I could go taking bites from the plates of people who can't see me. But I'd rather have the whole plate....
[ He loves food.... ]
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Lemme know when y'wanna, I'll be there.
/FUCKIN DYING
GO FROM SCREAMING TO COOKING
[ He.. isn't entirely sure- ]
Don't think I've come across anything like that yet. So anything a human can eat, so can I.
WELCOME TO THE SANJI EXPERIENCE
[... And then, perhaps at random]
You got a strong stomach for a seraph, too?
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I think the only thing I've eaten that I'm a bit leery of trying again, is that bean pie. Crust was fine, filling was a bit of something that.. probably tastes better when drowned in some other food.
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Sorry about... that. Toriel-chan really wanted to try something different. [And he didn't stop her. Seas, Sanji is never living down that eternal shame]
But if you managed through that shit without dying, answers my question.
[... And he doesn't elaborate further. B|a STILL THINKING, OKAY]