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Nature of Emergency: cagey queen left us hanging

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Users in the vicinity of: home are requested to congregate in the: mess hall immediately for: probably a good idea to come save us

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* sup.
* not much, not much, just hangin' with about 3 new and old friends in this cage dangling precariously above the water.
* can't say i like the conditions either, but the cold and damp doesn't get under my skin. i think i see other cages, tho and, uh, i can't say much for them yet.
* six other occupied cages, with about three in each. hey, it's like those math problems you used to get in school.
* startin' to get a real sinking feeling so if there's anybody out there who ain't locked up, it'd mean a lot to me and over 20 other people if you bailed us out.
* see ya. sans.

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NOT TO WORRY!!

WE ARE PERFECTLY SAFE IF NOT SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE!! TOGETHER, WE SHALL OVERCOME OUR PUZZLE!

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!

[ nervous? Maybe. But he's made a promise. So there's no backing down, now!! FIGHT ON, BRAVE EXPLORERS OF CAGE 1!!!! ]

* you're always tellin' me to recalibrate my puzzles, and you're always on top of yours.
* i know you're gonna do great, bro.
* just, uh, one thing:
* don't let anybody attack the cage. those attacks get turned right back around on ya.

I SHALL KEEP MY MAGIC AND CHILD-ASGORE'S AT BAY!! AND I AM INDEED ALWAYS TELLING YOU THAT!!! SPEAKING OF WHICH, ARE YOU

ARE YOU IN A CAGE ALSO?

* yeah, guess the queen wanted to collect the whole set.
* it's no problem, though. i'm here with three other guys.
* didja know the queen made a whole puzzle all about you?

ABOUT-- ABOUT ME?!?!

WOWIE!!! BUT IT ONLY MAKES SENSE AS I AM THE BEST AT BOTH BEING A PUZZLE AND SOLVING THEM!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!

BUT HAVE NO FEAR, BROTHER!! I WILL SOON PUT THIS PUZZLE BEHIND ME AND MOVE ON TO RESCUE YOU FROM YOUR DANGLE-JAIL!!

* yeah. rin, zuko and steven have been on it. looks fun.
* you know, you're right. you got this.
* guess that means i can hang tight and take it easy. let these humans do the heavy-lifting.

SANS!!! STOP BEING LAZY AND HELP YOUR CAGE-MATES SOLVE THE PUZZLE!!!

[ GRUMBLE GRUMBLE!!! LAZY!! SKELETON!!! ]

* no can do, bro, it's a slider. kinda a solo deal, y'know?

SLIDER PUZZLE???

* yeah, y'know, take a picture. cut it into 12, maybe 15 pieces.
* remove one and shuffle the rest.
* you gotta move one tile at a time until they form the picture again.

[ Last time he saw one was back at college. He'd, uh, neglected to call a friend back the day after a party and, well, they weren't happy, judging from the puzzle greeting card he got. A slider, depicting their hand with a certain finger raised.

Wow, he hasn't thought about that in ages. ]

* one more thing bro
* if you see a ghost-like thing don't touch it, ok?
* pass it along to everyone with you, apparently they're bad news.

BUT IF YOU ARE SLIDING AROUND SUCH A PICTURE, DOES THAT MEAN THAT THERE IS A HOLE IN YOUR JAIL CAGE???

[ he snaps a photo of one of Perona's ghosts. They're a comfortable distance away. ]

ARE THESE THE GHOSTS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?

* i wish.
* a hole woulda made things a whole lot more convenient.

[ Some delay in getting around to the picture, because he's had to push out warnings to a few other people. ]

* oh yeah, those look like they fit the description.
* just don't interact with 'em at all and you'll be fine, bro.
* so... howzitgoin' with your puzzle?

[Some time later, when things have settled in and people are deep in their routine, Colin decides it's time to be a little more outgoing than professional.]

[Sans' brother is definitely someone who deserves that extra attention.]

Hey, Papyrus. It's Colin, your brother's friend.

How are you holding up over there?

[ in the midst of everything going on, Papyrus is somewhat slow to get to his messages, but he still answers within a reasonable amount of time. ]

GREETINGS, FRIEND OF SANS!! AND BY EXTENSION FRIEND OF ME!! NYEH HEH!! I AM GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YOU, AND HAPPY FOR YOU TO FINALLY MEET ME!!

WE ARE HELD UP BY A CHAIN, I BELIEVE!! THOUGH IT IS SOMEWHAT DIFFICULT TO TELL THROUGH THE PLANKS OF WOOD ON THE CEILING!! WHY DO YOU ASK?

Edited (hhhhhhhh..........) 2016-10-03 20:09 (UTC)

Just checking in on the best brother in the universe. Figured I'd see if there was anything I could do for you in the meantime. Everyone in that cage is lucky to have such an amazing skeleton looking out for them.

And if I can make anything easier for you, that means everyone wins over there.

Other than the shadows, but they're jerks anyway.

[ Sans is gonna remember this, pal. ]

THIS IS A THING THAT IS TRUE!!

ACTUALLY, THERE IS SOMETHING YOU COULD DO FOR ME!!

Will you perhaps keep focus on Sans and his cage? I cannot see them well from where I am and I will likely not be able to watch him continuously, though I am very great

I am very sure that Sans will be alright

He is very weird in his ability to move quickly out of danger should it approach!!!! But a good kind of weird???

So I am not concerned at all but I just simply wish to be extra sure that he is extra safe!!!

[ ....this sounds like he's worried. ~~he is definitely worried.~~ he's fine. ]

Heh, he'd tell me to do the same for you.

Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on him for you. Promise.

We're doing all we can out here to get all of you out. It shouldn't be too much longer.

Soon as you two are out, I hope you realize I'm gonna be hugging both of you.

Thank you, friend!! A-A HUG?!??!

WOWIE!!!

I, THE GREAT AND HUMBLE PAPYRUS, ACCEPT YOUR GENEROUS OFFER!! PREPARE TO BE HUGGED BY THE MASTER OF HUGS!!! (THAT'S ME!!)

Edited 2016-10-03 21:56 (UTC)

Master of hugs, I challenge you! We will have a hug off!

I will warn you, my hugs involve lifting people off the ground! And maybe a little spinning!

I EAGERLY ACCEPT YOUR HUGGING CHALLENGE!!

WE SHALL SEE WHO IS THE BEST HUGGER!! (BE WARNED, IT IS ACTUALLY ME!!!)

Edited (WHY DO I FORGET MY HTML TWICE) 2016-10-03 22:20 (UTC)

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