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[the_tailor]

[To say that Lance is confused would be the understatement of the forever. His life has taken a turn for the ridiculous ever since he'd found Shiro, and recently, he'd been thrown into a wormhole only to awaken in a strange cage in the rain and wind solving a word search puzzle so that he wouldn't drown. Two days later and with his life thankfully in tact, he still doesn't know where he is and why. He's talked a bit to his cagemates but their focuses were obviously on making sure they'd survive.

And so now he's just trying to throw out a communication line any way he can, as no one's responding yet to his attempts over his paladin helmet.]

Keith? Hunk? Shiro? Pidge? Allura? Coran? Anyone...? Come on, I can't be the only one thrown into wherever this is! I know a vortex in a wormhole isn't exactly the most stable of gateways, but there's gotta be someone here. Come in, anyone.

At the least someone tell me where the heck I am. Because I really need to get back. It's not like the Galrans are just going to sit on their butts while I almost drown in a cage.

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[wildcardpotential]

No, it wouldn't be. As far as any of us can tell, this castle isn't in any of our worlds. [Apologetic smile. She seems to have come to a stop in a... kitchen? She props the phone up so she can wash her hands while she talks.]

Outer space... That's pretty neat. We don't have technology like that here, sadly. You'll meet Ozuma later. You were supposed to meet him when you first arrived. He's the Avatar of the god of light, trying to retake this castle from the evil Queen of Shadows.

She's the reason a bunch of you are stuck in cages.

[Minako's face turns very, very sour for a moment.]

[the_tailor]

[He's gotten used to different planets. Worlds? That's going to take a while to sink in. Lance is confused enough right now to not even instinctively flirt with the pretty lady.]

...right. This sounds like some kind of video game or comic book. I'm not dreaming, right? Not that you'd tell me if I was...

[wildcardpotential]

[She laughs a little more darkly than her usual chiming bubble.]

Yeah, It does. It would be easier if we were all dreaming, but alas, no. Hang on a sec-

[She disappears off camera to have a quick conversation with... someone. Something about food, something teasing, and a... long thin wagging black tail appears for a moment on screen?

She comes back with an armful of veggies and starts chopping.]

Sorry, back.

[the_tailor]

[At seeing the vegetables, his stomach gives a loud rumble.

Thanks, tummy.]

Oh, god. Where did you get that, because I can't even remember the last time I got to eat something proper.