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Okay, something I've been wondering.
How many of us, outside of this place, are tasked to save the world or whatever? There's some big evil or something coming and you're the only one or one of the few who can or will stand against it?
Bonus points for also having a predicted doom outside of that giant threat.
I was just curious if I was the only one whose life sounded like an awful fantasy novel.
How many of us, outside of this place, are tasked to save the world or whatever? There's some big evil or something coming and you're the only one or one of the few who can or will stand against it?
Bonus points for also having a predicted doom outside of that giant threat.
I was just curious if I was the only one whose life sounded like an awful fantasy novel.
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sorry, man, i thought you meant gain it.
[ Ignoring the obvious fact that Sans is nothing but bones... ]
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I ain't sayin' you're fat, but you're not exactly built like a jockey, know what I'm sayin'?
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[ Sans, you already used the 'seafood diet' joke, don't go recycling your stale material. ]
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Don't ask me to sugarcoat it or anything 'cause I know you'll eat that too.
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[ Get your shitposting off this site, you two. ]
think these guys are serious about the whole long-suffering hero thing?
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Of course I think these guys are serious, I deal with this shit all the time!
I'm even startin' to keep a tally on how many times I hear some of this stuff-- the angsty speeches start to blend together after a while, y'know?
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all this time, i thought we were in some action adventure rpg.
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eh, same diff.
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It's nice to know that after, what? More'n half a year? That that's what our friendship has boiled down to.
I'm insulted, good sir. Pistols at dawn, and all that.
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but, uh, hate to ruin the moment, 'cept...
it's gonna take something a little more than pistols to get me outta bed that early.
think bigger, pal.
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might take somethin' a little extra explosive.
like dynamite.
or colin's left hand.
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Sometimes several times a night if I'm feelin' particularly productive.
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you tellin' me you've got a power reactor up your sleeve?
man, no wonder the two of ya are so shockingly energetic.
tell ya watt, i get tired just thinkin' about it.
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Try a little lower.
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ok, so you might actually be loud enough to get me up that early.
pistols at dawn it is.
but uh...
that's still runnin' into trouble the second i get outta bed. just sayin'.
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Probably more of a leisurely stroll into trouble, if you're involved.
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couldja be convinced to substitute the honor duel thingy with somethin' else?
been meanin' to try my hand at tori's snail pie recipe. could use an extra pair of hands with a little more meat on their bones.
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[He didn't even know Sans even knew how to bake. This guy's full of surprises, apparently.]
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c'mon, you gotta make sure i don't screw up tori's recipe.
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In any case, if you need someone to be your second, I'm your man.
[A beat.]
Or... y'know. In case you need an alibi if you end up blowin' up the joint.
[See how much faith he has in your cooking abilities, Sans? It's downright encouraging.]