Sans the Skeleton (
justribbing) wrote in
solnet2016-05-01 02:17 pm
poisonous flower warning
To: All Users
From: Sans
Subject: (no subject)
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URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT: The following is an automated message.
Nature of Emergency: poisonous flowers
[ There's an image of a purple flower with a broken stem lying on a stone floor. ]
see that flower? pretty, huh? look but don't touch.
tell me if you've got one. leave it wherever it is and go directly to the infirmary.
do not pass go. do not collect 200G.
the rest of you throw your flower pots over the edge of the bridge or something.
chara is gonna need a few days to recover. check with toriel though and see if you can pay them a visit.
might be nice to. i hear they like chocolate.
sans.
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From: Sans
Subject: (no subject)
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URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT: The following is an automated message.
Nature of Emergency: poisonous flowers
[ There's an image of a purple flower with a broken stem lying on a stone floor. ]
see that flower? pretty, huh? look but don't touch.
tell me if you've got one. leave it wherever it is and go directly to the infirmary.
do not pass go. do not collect 200G.
the rest of you throw your flower pots over the edge of the bridge or something.
chara is gonna need a few days to recover. check with toriel though and see if you can pay them a visit.
might be nice to. i hear they like chocolate.
sans.
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[Voice]
But Sans doesn't honestly see a problem here, or with how he's dealing with this situation.
In fact, all he sees is another situation in which he's pretty actively avoiding having to, uh, take action. ]
Ok. Uh, thanks. Good luck with that stuff.
[ There are a LOT of better qualified people who will be a lot more willing to be helpful and productive than he is right now, or... ever. ]