001 | Face touches...please no....

[eatmybazooka]

[ Hey everyone, have a very uncomfortable looking Ryuji with....are those ribbons on his face....are those ribbons moving?!

Why yes, yes they are. ]

So...apparently Eevee's have multiple evolutions? Some that don't need those stone things I was told about.

[ A happy chirp and suddenly there is a Sylveon crawling from his shoulder to the table in front of him. He's still touching Ryuji's face with his weird...kind of creepy, flesh ribbons. Someone help, he's not very comfortable right now. ]

Comments

[soundmind]

...[Making fun of your friend in clear distress is inappropriate.

Which is why Maka cracks a smile and laughs anyway.

Listen, she'll take her laughs where she can get them in the nightmare castle.]

Hey, Ryu, I thought you didn't like PDA.

[Oh, great, now she's adding nicknames to it even.]

[eatmybazooka]

[ Damn it Maka, you are no help. ]

I don't....he won't stop.

[ There's a twitch in his brow. ]

I think he gets it from Rin.

[soundmind]

That's your baby, you're going to have to take it up with mom in that case.

[Can she really be helpful when she's...not just as, more touch-averse, let's be honest here.]

He looks like he could be a companion to a magical girl.

[eatmybazooka]

He is not the companion to a magical girl.

[ There's a moment where ryuji roughly scrubs at the Sylveon's head, mussing up the fur there while the little white and pink...cat...thing just chirps happily and leans into the pets. ]

Just because he's pink and stuff doesn't mean he's any less awesome.

[ Fuck gender roles and stereotypes, man. ]

[soundmind]

...What...what's wrong with magical girls?

[Is he saying girls aren't awesome? She didn't mean that negatively, he's cute, and he'd be fitting in that kind of story.]

[eatmybazooka]

N-nothing, just...the connotation put on stuff like that.

[ Maka please don't hit him with a book. ]

[soundmind]

Connotations? Like what kind of connotations?

[Okay then how about this one.]

[eatmybazooka]

I don't know just...

[ Oh no he's floundering a but here because he isn't the type to say all guys gotta be tough and manly, hell that's what his friends always thought about him, they put him on that pedestal. Something he most definitely didn't like.

Still.

He stops and slouches a moment. ]

I don't even know.

[soundmind]

Hmmmmph. If you don't know, then maybe think before saying things like it's not awesome to be around magical girls. Is it the skirts? Come on, ANYONE can wear skirts if they want. You could, too! If Zaveid can run around without a shirt like a weird pervert, people can wear skirts.

[eatmybazooka]

I could not wear a skirt.

[ There's a bit of an indignant look. Sorry Maka he is very traditional and the idea makes him uncomfortable. Welcome to a half demon raised by monks.

...

Yup.

Honestly it's a miracle he's dating Rin. ]