STOP SCROLLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR LIYF WIL CHANG E

[your_best_friend]

[And thus Flowey gets one step closer to being banned from the network.]

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[incendiarize]

I dunno! I just know the magic brick said they were gonna eat me!

[He grabs his phone, showing the post that started all of this.]

They look like this!

[your_best_friend]

...Oh, that! Golly, that's just a skeleton. C'mere, I can show you how to send that to your friends. It's easy!

[If accepted, Flowey will go through the exact steps in order to show Arthur how t send text and images to people.]

[incendiarize]

...Skeletons can eat? I thought they were dead?

[In any case, he's plenty willing to learn how to operate his magic brick better. Flowey is probably the coolest flower he's ever met just for teaching him this.

Though admittedly, most of the flowers he's met that he bothered to notice were actively trying to kill him, so that's not a very high bar to pass.]

Thanks! ...Oh yeah, I'm Arthur! Why'd you scare me like that, anyway?

[your_best_friend]

[He scared you because it was funny. He's not going to answer that question, though.]

You didn't know? There's two skeletons walking around in this very castle! But you're lucky little old me was around to save you from being eaten by them!

[First step is... Second is... You paying attention, Arthur?]

[incendiarize]

I guess that's not that much weirder... [Than, you know, talking flowers, or nice fuzzy goat ladies.

And yup, he's paying attention! He'll probably still screw it up because he has no reference for this kind of thing, but when it comes to stuff he cares about he's pretty studious.]

So there's only two here? Geez, I thought there'd be like, a hundred! I can take two! [No, he can't.]

[your_best_friend]

Well, I've only seen two so far, but there could be more! Best to be safe. Trust me, I know all the anti-skeleton tactics there are to know.

[incendiarize]

I'm pretty good at fighting, if I need to... I'll need to keep my gauntlet on me. Does this weird curse thing wear off eventually or do I need to find seven people?

[He's pretty sure he doesn't know seven people here yet, he's mostly just been wandering around for...what? Over a month? Geez he's been lame.]

[your_best_friend]

Sorry to say, but it only wears off if you send it to seven people. Looks like you have some socializing to do!