STOP SCROLLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR LIYF WIL CHANG E

[your_best_friend]

[And thus Flowey gets one step closer to being banned from the network.]

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[incendiarize]

[He's in the mess hall, eating lunch. Possibly second lunch. Or he was until his phone (which he's still hammering away at in terror of skelintons) demanded his attention. He doesn't have his gauntlet on him right now, nor his staff, so fighting's out of the question. does he have time to run back to his room and--

Apparently not. He shouts, flails as he tries to look around, and falls comically off his bench.]

Oh no... This is awful...

[Text] 2/2

[gianthobo]

[Like ten minutes later...]

I am dead.

Now I am a Ghost Pokemon.

[justribbing]

* oh my god, tori, anyone ever warn you not to feed guys like this?
* keep it up and he might grow square roots.

[your_best_friend]

[Target sighted.]

...

[Flowey burrows into the ground. Wait for it... Waaaaait for it...]

...

[He bursts forth from the ground in front of Arthur, letting out a bloodcurtling scream, and his face is currently in Horror Mode.]

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

[Text]

[your_best_friend]

OMG REPORTED 4 STEELING SUM1 ELSE'S ACCNT U FAKER HACKER

[not here]

[gianthobo]

[AZ cannot respond, because AZ is dead.]

[Or just wheezing in laughter in his room, either or.]

[incendiarize]

[He can't fight, he's in no position to run, his guild isn't here, he is going to die--

All Arthur can do is throw his arms over his head and scream like a little girl.]

[your_best_friend]

[Flowey can't help but cackle.]

Golly, that was TOO GOOD! You really ARE an idiot! Hehehehehahahahaha!

[your_best_friend]

OHGODI IT'S THE SJELLYTON EVERYON RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[incendiarize]

[He keeps his arms up for a moment...but then there's nothing. He peeks out, suspicious.]

...Heeeeyyy, you're a flower, not a skelinton!

[your_best_friend]

Yep! I'm Flowey. Flowey the flower! It's so nice to meet you. Who are you?

[Yep, acting as if nothing even happened. That's how Flowey rolls.]

[mymostvulnerable]

Sans! I am glad you are here. I was just about to text you a message.

I have decided not to send skeletons. Instead I am sending these. Here is yours.

[incendiarize]

[Ohhhh no. Don't you dare. He heard that laugh, you can't fool him (again)! He's fought killer plants before! This is more important than introductions!]

The magic brick said there'd be skelintons!

1/2

[your_best_friend]

[Flowey just gasps.]

Skelintons!? Here!? Oh no... Oh no, oh no, oh no...

2/2

[your_best_friend]

[Then he just looks confused. It's so much fun messing with this person.]

...What's a skelinton?

[villainsgonnavill]

[ Something about shitposts make Cisco feel less homesick already. ]

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[incendiarize]

I dunno! I just know the magic brick said they were gonna eat me!

[He grabs his phone, showing the post that started all of this.]

They look like this!

[your_best_friend]

...Oh, that! Golly, that's just a skeleton. C'mere, I can show you how to send that to your friends. It's easy!

[If accepted, Flowey will go through the exact steps in order to show Arthur how t send text and images to people.]

[your_best_friend]

INORITE BTT U HAV E2 send SKLEETON 2 7 PPL U !!!!!! GONNA B EAT10























!!!!!!!!!!!!

[incendiarize]

...Skeletons can eat? I thought they were dead?

[In any case, he's plenty willing to learn how to operate his magic brick better. Flowey is probably the coolest flower he's ever met just for teaching him this.

Though admittedly, most of the flowers he's met that he bothered to notice were actively trying to kill him, so that's not a very high bar to pass.]

Thanks! ...Oh yeah, I'm Arthur! Why'd you scare me like that, anyway?

[your_best_friend]

[He scared you because it was funny. He's not going to answer that question, though.]

You didn't know? There's two skeletons walking around in this very castle! But you're lucky little old me was around to save you from being eaten by them!

[First step is... Second is... You paying attention, Arthur?]

[villainsgonnavill]

what sucks is that even if I was superstitious about spooky skeletons, I haven't met 7 people here yet. pretty narrow opportunity window for me.

[incendiarize]

I guess that's not that much weirder... [Than, you know, talking flowers, or nice fuzzy goat ladies.

And yup, he's paying attention! He'll probably still screw it up because he has no reference for this kind of thing, but when it comes to stuff he cares about he's pretty studious.]

So there's only two here? Geez, I thought there'd be like, a hundred! I can take two! [No, he can't.]

[papiliocaeruleo]

ohmyGOD

get out you 4chan piece of shit

[your_best_friend]

Well, I've only seen two so far, but there could be more! Best to be safe. Trust me, I know all the anti-skeleton tactics there are to know.