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[It takes a bit of time for a response to come. Maybe the skelintons did eat him. Or maybe he was just precisely counting how many GOs and how many exclamation points he needs to use.]

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DID IT WORK

[Flowey sees the response, but doesn't respond for around 45 minutes. Just to make the wait as horrible as possible.]

CRPA NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U NEED 2 SEND THE SKELTELIN POST W/ THE IMAEG OF SKKEKEKEKEKEKETON 2 PPL!!!!!!!! & NOT ME I DONT COUNT

[Thank god Arthur has exactly the kind of mind that would invent chatspeak in the first place or he'd have no idea what Flowey's saying. Not that that actually helps him very much.

He may be close to tears by the end of the wait. He doesn't want to die again.]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT

58YUU5TUI3TEHTKH5Y89UGJEDKFGKSJHJTUHJNTYJDR [Clearly pressing random buttons will yield results eventually.]

[...You know what? Flowey's going to try and find Arthur. He hasn't actually met the guy, but looking around for a panicked person might do the trick. If Flowey does manage to find him, he'll stay out of sight.

Then he'll just casually pick up a rock with one of his vines...

Bang it against the wall a few times...

And let out a low growl.]

[He's in the mess hall, eating lunch. Possibly second lunch. Or he was until his phone (which he's still hammering away at in terror of skelintons) demanded his attention. He doesn't have his gauntlet on him right now, nor his staff, so fighting's out of the question. does he have time to run back to his room and--

Apparently not. He shouts, flails as he tries to look around, and falls comically off his bench.]

Oh no... This is awful...

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[Target sighted.]

...

[Flowey burrows into the ground. Wait for it... Waaaaait for it...]

...

[He bursts forth from the ground in front of Arthur, letting out a bloodcurtling scream, and his face is currently in Horror Mode.]

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

[He can't fight, he's in no position to run, his guild isn't here, he is going to die--

All Arthur can do is throw his arms over his head and scream like a little girl.]

[Flowey can't help but cackle.]

Golly, that was TOO GOOD! You really ARE an idiot! Hehehehehahahahaha!

[He keeps his arms up for a moment...but then there's nothing. He peeks out, suspicious.]

...Heeeeyyy, you're a flower, not a skelinton!

Yep! I'm Flowey. Flowey the flower! It's so nice to meet you. Who are you?

[Yep, acting as if nothing even happened. That's how Flowey rolls.]

[Ohhhh no. Don't you dare. He heard that laugh, you can't fool him (again)! He's fought killer plants before! This is more important than introductions!]

The magic brick said there'd be skelintons!

[Flowey just gasps.]

Skelintons!? Here!? Oh no... Oh no, oh no, oh no...

[Then he just looks confused. It's so much fun messing with this person.]

...What's a skelinton?

I dunno! I just know the magic brick said they were gonna eat me!

[He grabs his phone, showing the post that started all of this.]

They look like this!

...Oh, that! Golly, that's just a skeleton. C'mere, I can show you how to send that to your friends. It's easy!

[If accepted, Flowey will go through the exact steps in order to show Arthur how t send text and images to people.]

...Skeletons can eat? I thought they were dead?

[In any case, he's plenty willing to learn how to operate his magic brick better. Flowey is probably the coolest flower he's ever met just for teaching him this.

Though admittedly, most of the flowers he's met that he bothered to notice were actively trying to kill him, so that's not a very high bar to pass.]

Thanks! ...Oh yeah, I'm Arthur! Why'd you scare me like that, anyway?

[He scared you because it was funny. He's not going to answer that question, though.]

You didn't know? There's two skeletons walking around in this very castle! But you're lucky little old me was around to save you from being eaten by them!

[First step is... Second is... You paying attention, Arthur?]

I guess that's not that much weirder... [Than, you know, talking flowers, or nice fuzzy goat ladies.

And yup, he's paying attention! He'll probably still screw it up because he has no reference for this kind of thing, but when it comes to stuff he cares about he's pretty studious.]

So there's only two here? Geez, I thought there'd be like, a hundred! I can take two! [No, he can't.]

Well, I've only seen two so far, but there could be more! Best to be safe. Trust me, I know all the anti-skeleton tactics there are to know.

I'm pretty good at fighting, if I need to... I'll need to keep my gauntlet on me. Does this weird curse thing wear off eventually or do I need to find seven people?

[He's pretty sure he doesn't know seven people here yet, he's mostly just been wandering around for...what? Over a month? Geez he's been lame.]

Sorry to say, but it only wears off if you send it to seven people. Looks like you have some socializing to do!

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